Seven Words in TNG

maybe if..are there one or two

 

dinners?"

"Spit it out man," said Picard,

 

"Mr. Barclay...Reg, you have the propensity

 

-."

Suddenly, the ship shook about.

"Captain, three

 

females are claiming that Lt Barclay has

 

Chosen them to be his wives. Picard

 

was surprised, "Who?"

"Three attacking birds of

 

Prey. Romulans are not here for Barclays

 

Bar Mitzvah - they insist he will marry

 

Their Klingon friends. Or was it Romulan

 

?

"It doesn't matter, no Romulan OR Klingon

 

is forcibly taking my crewman," said Picard

 

. He was carefully watching Reg to see

 

if he wanted to be captured. "Data,

 

what can the magic 8 ball tell

 

us about what's for supper tonight?"

Data

 

said, "Sir, it says that the outcome

 

should be re-asked."

"Picard thought hard and

 

did so.

The 8-ball sighed. "You humans

 

are tiresome."

"Did that thing just talk?"