TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?

Kirk: "The term is 'alpha male,' Rojan. Look it up sometime."

 

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Shatner: Barbara, you're not supposed to be here. You're in Plato's Stepchildren in 2 seasons!



Kirk: She's with me now. Go turn yourself into a cube so we can complete the metaphor of walking all over you.



Sulu: You seem nice, but you're outta your mind.



McCoy: I really hope Spock can see us through his viewer...

 

Kirk: "No hard feelings, Rojan. Heck, we'd even like to invite you to the wedding! We're registered at Bloomingdale's."

 

Babcock: But they need me in the sound booth to loop my voice parts. Today I'm playing the mother of a spoiled god-like being. Oh, and there's the microphone everyone's looking for!

Nimoy: Bill just wanted your autograph. And your home phone number.

 

Kirk: Spock, is it just me, or is this the second caption contest in a row where the aliens have worn plaid tablecloths?





McCoy: Dammit, the holodeck's actin' up again!

Uhura: It can't be. Mr. Spock says the holodeck won't be invented for another 75 years!

Sulu: Uh-oh...

 

Spock: "Captain, please recall that not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place."





Sulu: "Yes, nice to meet you, too" (then to himself: "Hasn't this chick ever heard the word 'understated'"?).

 

When McCoy appointed Kirk "Official Landing Party Medic," Kirk sometimes took it a little too seriously...

Kirk: "Hey, Spock, this woman's pulse is a hundred beats per minute."





Sulu: "You know, after an outing in the hydroponic gardens, you should always check yourself in the mirror. This time, I think one of its plants got stuck in your hair."

 

Girl: "So, handsome, how'd you like to boldly go where no man has gone before?"
Sulu: "Kevin Riley put you up to this, didn't he."

 

Kirk: "What did you expect? You're fat, old, and-is that a toupee? So why even ask why she wants me more. I mean, who could like someone who looks like that?"

 

Rojan: The replicater won't give me my sody pop. It took my doller.
Kirk: Tricorder.



McCoy: It's a trap!
Sulu: Thank you Admiral Ak-barrr.



Kirk: No time for Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock!

 

"I'm James T. Kirk, man! Do you really think Kevin Spacey can just waltz in here and steal a chick from me?"

 

Kirk: "We must rescue this woman because the computer has selected her."

Spock: "Selected her for what?"

Kirk: "For the group who's forbidden, under penalty of death, from using double-stick tape. The poor woman. So vulnerable. All it will take is one small gust of wind and she could be the next victim."

Spock: "Victim of what?"

Kirk: "Oh perish the thought. The dreaded wardrobe malfunction."

 

McCoy: "What's that."
Sulu: "I think we're in for a hard rain."
Uhura: "Just keeps getting better."

 

Trelane (OS): "Now, the two of you will fight for the female!"
Sulu: "This is a lot more complicated than you think it is, bub!"

 

sulu: "Helloooooooo"

 

SULU: I guess that Squid Admiral was right.

 

Sulu: Is that you or did I drink too much space Nyquil this morning?

 

Sulu couldn't help but smile when the hippie girl told him that she paid $500 for that dress.