TOS Caption Contest #171: Bridge to Nowhere

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  1. cooleddie74

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    Kirk suddenly felt a tremor in the Force. As if a million hairpieces and girdles suddenly cried out in terror...then were silenced.
     
  2. cooleddie74

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    SULU: Hey. I've got a GREAT idea.

    Ever see two monkeys humping?

    C'mon...let's go.



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    SCOTTY: Uhura...have ye seen my last box of Boo Berry cereal? I was savin' the last bit for a snack...but it's gone from me quarters!

    UHURA: Scotty, the last thing you need is more SNACKS. You keep this up, you're going to be the size of an extinct humpback whale one day.
     
  3. jep

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    Sulu: "You spike my water with crazy juice??? Very funny, running dog imperialistic swine!!! You shall now taste my sword!!!"

    Riley: "Uh... are you hitting on me, Sulu?"


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  4. DrBob

    DrBob Commander Red Shirt

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    Uhura: "You wanna loose the other nine Mr. Scott?"


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    Sulu: <singing> "When asian eyes are smiling..."