Caption Contest 24: T&A TV

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by Triskelion, Mar 2, 2009.

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  1. Shatmandu

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    Frakes: "You wanna trade wigs?"
     
  2. Alrik

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    "Look. I just want to touch em. T'Pol hasn't let me cop a feel since that baby fiasco."
     
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  4. cooleddie74

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    RIKER:"Did...did you completely change your hairdo during the past few hours of this Pegasus mission...or...or is it just me hallucinating from all the stress?"

    TROI:"Let's just say you're hallucinating to end this conversation...'kay?"
     
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    The "Scary Monster" technique ended quite poorly for Trip.
     
  7. Nick Ryder

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    Trip: I'm NOT dead! I'm a Wraith! See?! Now stand aside before I suck you...
     
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    Troi: I know that look and no I won't wear the Uhura costume.
    Riker: I know... you're allergic to feathers.
     
  9. Starpaul20

    Starpaul20 Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Believe it or not, this was the original way Trip was supposed to die in TATV.
     
  10. Triskelion

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    NX01? What is that, some kind of conditioning shampoo?



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    Look, you can threaten me all you want but I still can't lay any eggs!


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    Riker: Computer, end program. Oh, oh - Deanna. You mean you weren't the pleasure goddess of Rixx? Oh. Oh, - oh.
    Deanna: I'm telling.
     
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    Trip "Damn it Emmy-lou the Vulcan means nuthin to me!"




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    Troi; "Your a hologram"
    Riker; "No you are !
    Troi; "No honestly you are...
    Riker; Come on really!? would someone really proram some one like me into a holosuite?
    Troi" Ok I'm a Hologram.
     
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    Marina: "Are you sure we should have participated in this?"

    Frakes: "Are you kidding? Do you realize how many threads we're going to get over at the TrekBBS? You can't pay for this kind of publicity!"
     
  13. Mistral

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    "Look, I saw the dailies too, but its not me you want! Lemme show you where Berman and Braga hide from the fans!"
     
  14. Mistral

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  15. cooleddie74

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    TROI:"That does it. Reg has been masturbating to the WRONG 22nd century historical figure."


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    "I've got just five minutes left in the series, dude!!!

    Seriously...let a brutha get his swerve on one last time before you cap his ass!!"



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    TROI:"What do we do now, Will?"

    RIKER:"We reprogram our story, Deanna.

    We reprogram our story."
     
  16. cooleddie74

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    TROI:"I could swear that a holodeck character on 'pause' JUST looked at my ass."
     
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    Troi: "I'm guessing he never used a holoprojector to fake a hard on ..."
    Riker: "One time! ONE TIME! WILL YOU NEVER LET THAT GO? YOU NEVER LOVED ME! <storms off>"


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    Troi, just walking in: "Computer, edit program: reduce Captain Riker's weight by forty pounds and fix that awful, awful hair."
    Computer: "No program is currently running."
    Riker: "Ahem."
     
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    TROI:"Let me get this straight, Will...

    the program CAME with Archer naked from the waist down??



    We need to talk."



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    TROI:"Now that the chatter is over...let's go back to my quarters...and get to the splatter."

    RIKER:"Computer...start ERECTION."
     
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    Tripp: uhhh...thats two...

    Alien: DAMN!!
     
  20. jongredic

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    Troi: What's he doing?
    Archer: (thinking) Maybe if I stay still, they'll just go away...


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    Trip: Honestly, just TWO minutes. I'll be right back, I promise. I won't go committing suicide in any obscurely redundant way. Come with me if you don't believe me...
     
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