VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

and touched the warp core.

 

After the funeral, Vorik assumed

 

the episodes would end, but

 

since he was First Officer,

 

Chakotay thought he could declare

 

(not the same ship)

Vorik as the new captain

 

despite his invisible parrot Howard

 

who had seniority. So Howard

 

organized a mutiny amongst all

 

the nekkid female ensigns Kim

 

couldn't talk to because he

 

failed the parrot linguistic course

 

at the Academy. "My clarinet

 

speaks for me", he bumbled

 

before beginning to play the

 

whole collection of Benny Goodman

 

improvising on the theme from

 

Bonanza, and you could smell

 

the butter from the popcorn

 

and the singed parchment, mmm...