Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract. - Page 2

Greg Cox · March 22 2013, 12:37 AM

J. Allen wrote:

Pondwater wrote:

Riker was pretty smooth, not Kirk smooth. Sometimes those things just happen.

Yeah, but to be fair, Kirk was just really smooth. If I'm ever captured, and made to fight in an arena at the behest of three disembodied brain aliens, I'm going to try the "what is kiss?" maneuver on my hot and sexy Drill Thrall.

The "what is a kiss?" move should probably be known throughout Starfleet as the Kirk Maneuver.

See also "Catspaw," "By Any Other Name," etc.

Certainly, there was never any indication in TOS that fooling around with sexy alien babes was against the rules!

teacake · March 22 2013, 12:39 AM

It's just a shame there wasn't any sexy alien stud fooling in TOS.

Greg Cox · March 22 2013, 12:42 AM

teacake wrote:

It's just a shame there wasn't any sexy alien stud fooling in TOS.

Well, there was "Who Mourns for Adonais." Carolyn Palamas got awful cozy with Apollo as I recall . . .

teacake · March 22 2013, 12:46 AM

Oh yeah and of course we had Marla McGivers!! Not alien, but tweaked.

Greg Cox · March 22 2013, 12:51 AM

teacake wrote:

Oh yeah and of course we had Marla McGivers!! Not alien, but tweaked.

And, of course, every babe that macked on Spock was going for some hot alien stud action. Hello, Zarabeth, Leila Kalomi, Droxine, etc.

And if poor Chapel never fooled around with an alien, it wasn't for lack of trying . . . .

And let's not forget that pioneer in Earthwoman/alien relations: Amanda Grayson!

teacake · March 22 2013, 12:53 AM

That is all true but there are still no alien slave studs with boofy hair for captured Enterprise women to seduce.

We need equivalents!!

The Laughing Vulcan · March 22 2013, 03:22 PM

And then Captain Bateson leaves the Bozeman, quits Starfleet, moves to Seattle to join a subspace radio station...

LoneDragon · March 22 2013, 08:31 PM

J. Allen wrote:

Mark_Nguyen wrote:

It was 1991 Bebe Neuwirth. NO BLAME.

Mark

Yep. Completely blameless.

My god she was hot! That episode of Frasier where she was in a bathing suit....

Trekker4747 · March 23 2013, 12:25 AM

There were plenty of episodes in "Cheers" where you could clearly see Bebe was quite the looker. They had to go pretty far in her usual Lilith look to make her look frumpy. But there were plenty of times when Lilith would let her hair down and it was like WOW! (See: The episode where she buys Sam in a bachelor auction.)

Mojochi · March 23 2013, 01:15 AM

Dream wrote:

FFunctionalData wrote:

Captain McBain wrote:

First Contract?

oops no spell check for titles.

They had a verbal "contract"

I hope he didn't contract anything

Greg Cox · March 23 2013, 01:21 AM

Trekker4747 wrote:

There were plenty of episodes in "Cheers" where you could clearly see Bebe was quite the looker. They had to go pretty far in her usual Lilith look to make her look frumpy. But there were plenty of times when Lilith would let her hair down and it was like WOW! (See: The episode where she buys Sam in a bachelor auction.)

I once saw her standing outside a restaurant in the West Village. Yes, she's quite attractive in real life.

Admiral Buzzkill · March 23 2013, 01:31 AM

I watched Kurtwood Smith eat a bagel at a place on Ventura in 1992. He was one hot, stylish dude.

Greg Cox · March 23 2013, 03:45 AM

True story: The morning after Fritz Weaver played an evil Cardassian prosecutor on DS9, I spotted him on the sidewalk right outside my apartment!

Now that was spooky . . . .

March 22 2013, 12:39 AM	#17
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract. It's just a shame there wasn't any sexy alien stud fooling in TOS. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

March 22 2013, 12:46 AM	#19
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract. Oh yeah and of course we had Marla McGivers!! Not alien, but tweaked. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

March 22 2013, 12:53 AM	#21
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract. That is all true but there are still no alien slave studs with boofy hair for captured Enterprise women to seduce. We need equivalents!! __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

March 22 2013, 03:22 PM	#22
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March 23 2013, 01:31 AM	#27
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March 23 2013, 03:45 AM	#28
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