TOS five word thingy!!!

cheeseburger eating contest he often

 

attended while in high school

 

.

"Haven't had a good cheeseburger

 

since I was 20 years

 

old."

Scotty suddenly had the

 

craving to eat a cheeseburger

 

and headed to the mess

 

to fix himself the biggest

 

, hottest and greasiest cheeseburger he'd

 

ever ate. Bones witnessed the

 

behemoth burger being built and

 

scanned Scotty's cholesterol levels. "You

 

must have a cast iron

 

stomach to be able to

 

digest something that huge and

 

that caloric, I bet you

 

won't even be able to

 

get halfway through that thing

 

."

Scotty took that as a

 

challenge to his chewing capabilities.