Voyager Caption Contest: 131 odd expressions

Tuvok: "Captain, there is indeed a concensus amongst the crew."

Janeway: "I mean, they don't look like 'old lady fingers'..."

Tuvok: "That is often the opinion of the geriatrically challenged."




In in the Delta Quadrant you can still wake up with the Burger King king lying aside you.

 

Devenport, I particularly enjoy your style of mixing previous ones with the current.

people, you're creative or I'm easy to please or both. Either way, it's fun and fricking difficult to pick winners. I think I already chose the laughter award. you guys got some work cut out for you :-)

 

PARIS: Oh my God! I had a nightmare I was married to Torres!!!!



TORRES: It wasn't a dream asshole!!!

 

Tuvok: You have now pushed me too far. You will learn how passionate Vulcans are capable of being.

 

"If Tom Paris was a priceline.com customer, he could swing exclusive hotel deals ..."

 

Paris: Well, this is what I get for drinking all that Romulan Ale last night...

 

KATHLETT: "Tuvhett ... if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?

TUVHETT: "Frankly my captain, logic would dictate that I merely walk away, but I believe I shall employ a colorful metaphor, as in I don't give a damn"

- Tuvhett leaves -

KATHLETT: "Earth! Home! I'll go home! And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all... 60-some years from now is another day!"

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Tuvocky trains for his upcoming bout with Apollo.

TUVOCKY: "Commander Mickotay ... I do not understand how ingesting an atmospherical electrical discharge, then defecating the resulting noise caused by the rapid heating of air will result in me becoming a better boxer."

MICKOTAY (OC): "it's 'eat lightnin' and crap thunder', and it's just an expression!"


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Tuvok: "Captain, please ... could you stop smelling your hand?"

 

I got one.


Kirk: I looked like you once.

(Paris startles) nngah!

Kirk: It wasn't well known but I also seduced and bed my male enemies when it suited me. Come here, Helm Boy.

Paris: Computer who last altered my Paris-Janeway Program ?!

Computer: Capt. Janeway

Paris: of course it was. She didn't even bother to cover her tracks. Uh, delete Admiral Kirk Holo-character!


Devenport> you just inspired me. Tuvok: If you're attempting to recall the
memory by lingering fragrance alone, I believe Inspector Kashyk held and kissed your other hand. You've been caressing it since he boarded his vessel.

 

"Kirk": When Riker arrives the 'Fuck everything in space' brigade is complete.


(Also Hard light hologram ... someone has been watching red-dwarf again!)

 

Janeway: Getting...dizzy!...your...cologne...unbearable... stench!

 

Tuvok: I believe the proper procedure, once you have your hand in the correct place, is that I cough.

 

Derp face can occur even mid-scream. Talk to your Emergency Medical Hologram on ways to prevent derp face.


"Aggh! That was right on top of a pimple, a-hole!"


"Captain, this sneeze has taken four minutes to actually happen. I believe we should consult the doctor."


"TUVOK SMASH!"

 

The Tuvok one reminds me of a previous caption of a sweaty seated Tuvok where someone quoted Paris saying He (tuvok) won't be able to hold his poop for the whole trip. Or something. To which I add, it looks like he's still determined not to use the community toilets.

 

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting. (dadadada da da, da da da) Those Vulcans were fast as lightning! (dadadada da da, da da da)