TOS five word thingy!!!

your imagination Telletubbies. You make

 

this otherwise dreary eternal existence

 

almost as entertaining as your

 

series of safe sex videos."

 

Doing coke with you guys

 

was a blast at first,

 

but then Dipsy went La-La

 

and Tipsy went Ca-Ca, polluting

 

the timeline with pure, uncut

 

episodes of "Knight Rider" uninterrupted

 

by commercial breaks. The series

 

starred Kirk as a teenager

 

who owned a talking car

 

and fought Emperor Yosemite Tiberius

 

and Black Hitler who kept

 

the granola-plated tapioca pudding market

 

in business with tree bark

 

-addicted Ferengis with tuna-pressed peanut butter

 

dolphin dung bars wrapped in

 

coconut-flavored Canadian bacon slices with