Seven Words in TNG

DO NOT disparage my mother. Mr. Homn

 

, please show Mister Riker the way out

 

through the airlock!"

Picard smiled broadly as

 

he entered his ready room to watch

 

"Hot Risan Babes at Ancient Historical Ruins"

 

. His monthly membership fees were rising so

 

fast, he seriously thought about selling his

 

photo of an actor he noticeably resembled

 

. He thought he could become the next

 

American Idol, but he only played the

 

violin - if only he played the cello

 

. This one time, at band camp, he

 

saw the prettiest girl playing

 

with...but never mind, that is another

 

instrument she was holding. It looked like

 

something quite strange and a little creepy

 

, like something seen in the night terrors

 

on the late, late movie on cable

 

, which had just become available in their

 

province. "Tea, Earl Grey, cold with lemon