Seven Words in TNG

Vague records dating back to the first

 

time Worf soiled himself show that he

 

kept meticulous notes.

"Worf, this is remarkable,"

 

Riker said as he looked at the

 

ledgers.

"What possessed you to keep such

 

a detailed and extensive record, Commander? I've

 

seen a lot of things...but this...

 

this is something even Starfleet Academy instructors

 

could study. I don't recall ever hearing

 

about an officer who was so thorough."

 

Riker grinned proudly. "I had a great

 

big dump in the Captain's private toilet

 

the other day that deserved a log."

 

Worf then admitted he liked to sing

 

Klingon death chants before disembowelling anyone who

 

did not also enjoy emptying their bowels.

 

"Yeah, who doesn't enjoy emptying their bowels?"

 

Riker was shocked at the question but

 

knew it's truth.

"Can we focus on

 

something that's a little less, oh, disgusting