TOS five word thingy!!!

"A shot of this should

 

suffice until we get to

 

sickbay." Said McCoy as he

 

reached into a drawer and

 

pulled out a shot of

 

Tennessee whiskey, gulping it down.

 

Uhura was on the bridge

 

fiddling with her earpiece receiver

 

trying to understand an incoming

 

signal from a Tellarite vessel

 

which consisted mostly of grunts

 

, clicks, squeaks and other strange

 

noises that hardly resembled speech.

 

It was hardly the first

 

time a signal distorted, since

 

the Klingons had sabotaged many

 

earpieces across the entire Federation.

 

Around the time of the

 

Greater Vulcan Ear Festival, the

 

focus had been on duplicating