The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

Very few Vulcans had ever

 

heard of much less visited

 

the Spring Break debauchery, but

 

T'Pol consulted Enterprise's historical database

 

and decided, for educational purposes,

 

to spend time educating herself

 

and T'Pau in the intricacies

 

of spending time around human

 

wet t-shirt contests and imbibing

 

in the fine art of

 

surfing and pot smoking, so

 

she could properly report back

 

to the Vulcan Science Directorate.

 

"Ìs this t-shirt too clingy,"

 

Trip asked. He'd been trying

 

to convince T'Pol to wear

 

one of his old shirts

 

. Tight, with many holes, it

 

would make the perfect shirt

 

for a wet t-shirt contest.