Feel Free to Add: Books That Will Never Be Published From VOY

and also..

 

"All of Flotter's splashy adventures" by Naomi Wildman

"The guidebook how to spoil all home-cooked meals" by Kathryn Janeway

"Escaped from the collective!" by 7 of 9

"100 ways to eat your tomato soup" by Tom Paris

"Never trust a Ferengi" by Harry Kim

"The truth about baby lizards and uncommon ways to mate" by K. Janeway and T. Paris

 

I want this on a T SHIRT!

 

There was always something unsettling about Kes and Neeliz (or Kes and Paris).

 

"Seven is the loneliest Number" by Annika Hansen

 

awww...

 

Kes and Paris was a little less creepy I found. Neelix always did seem like a dirty old man to me.

Now You See Me, Now You Don't by Joe Carey

Holodecks: Parenting Made Easy by Samantha Wildman

Star Trek Candyman by Kellin

Mr Vulcan Love Slave by Neelix

Something Out Of Nothing: Creating a Lasting Relationship by B'Elanna Torres and Tom Paris

Something Out Of Nothing: Creating a Lasting Relationship 2 - Where Did That Come From? by Chakotay and Seven of Nine

You Kept Kim? No Wonder I'm Pissed! by Kes

 

My Voyage(r) to Success! Seven Years With Star Trek: Voyager by Jennifer Lien

 

I Could Have Bedded a God by Kat Janeway

How I Nearly Killed Everyone With Cheese by Neelix

Half a Galaxy's Distance Won't Prevent Me From Making Cameos by D. Troi

 

And then the sequel..

Blended, or How to Get Your Man Into the Kitchen by D. Troi

 

Smarm Your Way To Success by Gath of Sikaria

 

Fuses and Seatbelts: Safety Made Simple by B'lanna Torres

 

Hurrah!
I actually have the Star Trek Cookbook by Ethan Phillips.

 

I have the 1978 version, "The Official Star Trek Cooking Manual: From the Logs of Christine Chapel" by Mary Ann Piccard.

...not sure I should have admitted to that...

 

"Melding away your headaches" by Tuvok
"How to train your hypospray in singing opera" by the EMH
"The time travellers guide through paradoxes" by K. Janeway

 

"The Godfather, Part IV", by Neelix (in a two-for-one deal with "Flotter's Delta Quadrant Guide on How To Handle the Precocious Child," by Naomi Wildman)

"Anger Management", by Kes

"Tom Paris' Guide to Holographic Sex: Slavegirls, Barkeeps and Vulcan Wives" by Tom Paris (foreword by Harry Kim: "Zombies Aren't All They're Cracked Up To Be")

 

The Great Long-Con: From Drifter to Ambassador. By Neelix

 

From Voyager's book exchange:

"The Tea Ceremony, Part 3: Sweeteners Straight From the Beehive," by Yeoman Janice Rand

(first edition, museum quality, preserved in airtight ziploc baggie, 5 replicator rations OBO)