TOS five word thingy!!!

droning on about some regulation

 

concerning relief duty watches.

"All

 

senior officers please report to

 

the bridge," Uhura announced over

 

the commsystem that there was

 

an intruder who insisted on

 

having Kirk brought to trial

 

for breaking multiple regulations and

 

failing to properly inform planet

 

officials about his intentions regarding

 

the local customs related to

 

interacting with hot looking females

 

and other locals. Kirk loved

 

to seduce his way out

 

of things and decided to

 

write a book about his

 

exploits. But he would have

 

to get the charges dismissed

 

by Starfleet Command before he

 

got the go ahead to