When did you last have sex?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Robert Maxwell, Mar 17, 2011.

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When did you last have sex?

  1. Never

    48 vote(s)
    20.2%
  2. More than 1 year ago

    41 vote(s)
    17.2%
  3. More than 6 months ago

    7 vote(s)
    2.9%
  4. More than 3 months ago

    4 vote(s)
    1.7%
  5. More than 1 month ago

    13 vote(s)
    5.5%
  6. More than 1 week ago

    37 vote(s)
    15.5%
  7. More than 1 day ago

    50 vote(s)
    21.0%
  8. More than 1 hour ago

    25 vote(s)
    10.5%
  9. More than 1 minute ago

    6 vote(s)
    2.5%
  10. I'm having sex right now!

    7 vote(s)
    2.9%
  1. KJbushway

    KJbushway Commodore

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    LOL.
    Look this would have been an interesting thread. Plus we could talk a bit about girls not caring about size, maybe even some girls themselves.
     
  2. bigdaddy

    bigdaddy Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Two weeks.

    Probably next weekend.
     
  3. KJbushway

    KJbushway Commodore

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    Sorry you don't know when, but good luck either way.
     
  4. scotpens

    scotpens Professional Geek Premium Member

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    I get uncomfortable reading anything that mentions dicks and “cutoffs” in the same sentence.

    Like the song says, “It ain’t the meat, it’s the motion!”

    He got it caught in a mechanical rice-picker?
     
  5. Sparky

    Sparky Commodore Commodore

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    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o[/yt]
     
  6. Robert Maxwell

    Robert Maxwell memelord Premium Member

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    :lol: No, but if you really want to know...

    ...he was on one of those rides they put in playgrounds, where it's an animal on top of a big spring, and you rock it back and forth. Well, apparently there was a sharp barb exposed on part of the spring, and he lost his grip and fell. Thing caught his shorts and dug right into his wang and tore straight up the length of it. Doesn't that sound really painful? :eek:
     
  7. Gepard

    Gepard Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I'm crossing my legs and wincing right now. Ooooooowwww :crazy:.
     
  8. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Curmudgeon Administrator

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    ^
    I don't even HAVE one but I'm wincing. Owies.
     
  9. KJbushway

    KJbushway Commodore

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    Yeah, painful. I feel like sending I hope you got well card.
    I had an infection when I was younger, before I could even remember it.
     
  10. kitkat

    kitkat Admiral Admiral

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    Preach it, honey! :bolian:
     
  11. SmoothieX

    SmoothieX Vice Admiral Admiral

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    A few days ago with my wife. Hopefully more this weekend.
     
  12. Tan Ru

    Tan Ru Captain Captain

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    Depends what the meaning of "is" is................. ;)
     
  13. KJbushway

    KJbushway Commodore

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    ^KitKat's post
    Yes, for the cool girls on here who think outside the box, looks aren't the driving force. But those artificail girls on the outside go with what they see in the media, and drive this is it big enough craz, which in turn gets us guys thinking that.
     
  14. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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    Luckily, some women are mesmerized by shocking blue eyes. :mallory:
     
  15. Shazam!

    Shazam! Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Oh, I dunno...
     
  16. KJbushway

    KJbushway Commodore

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    I have blue eyes, but I can't seem to take a picture without blicking.
     
  17. Holdfast

    Holdfast Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I think they're more shocked when they realise what you did to them while mesmerised. :D

    You're allowed to see women in real life as well as photos, however. ;)
     
  18. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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    :rommie:
     
  19. Tiberius

    Tiberius Commodore Commodore

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    Three weeks before my girlfriend gets back... I got a while to wait...
     
  20. KJbushway

    KJbushway Commodore

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    sry man.