Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

from the planet Airbuseria XI

 

after time traveling there from

 

22nd century France where Frenchmen

 

had really gotten into hard

 

and difficult feats like rowing

 

inside beer kegs and making

 

love to bears, human bears

 

that, while being hybrids, didn't

 

make a different to anyone

 

except Stephen Colbert, who had

 

been watching all along in

 

the decon chamber while he

 

was eating popcorn enjoying the

 

Epic Fail on TBBS! He

 

called Barbara Walters to help

 

but she was busy fighting

 

Joy Behar in a cagematch

 

While Elisabeth Hasselbeck threw eggs

 

at Whoopi Goldberg. The entire

 

cast was then vaporized by