Seven Words in TNG

was killed by Obi-Wan on

 

my mother's orders." Young Wesley believed that

 

Beverly was a member of the Jedi

 

, a warrior order not unlike that of

 

the Starfleet Rainbow Jumpsuit Brigade, minus the

 

jumpsuits. The Jedi wore a more dignified

 

attire: corduroy overalls covered by large bathrobes

 

, festooned with deadly weapons like silver shurikens.

 

"Never mind that!" barked Picard, who by

 

now was tired of rolling his eyes

 

at the absurd turn of this narrative.

 

It appeared that gone were the days

 

when crews respected and obeyed their captains,

 

heeding every word as their ship headed

 

into certain danger. Picard sipped Earl Grey,

 

and slapped the Earl of Greystoke for

 

stealing his collection of rare vintage wine,

 

including a bottle of Dom Irrera 2014

 

which had been a gift from the

 

Comedy Guild President, in honour of the