Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

not so much. Modern Vulcans

 

were a bunch of prudes

 

compared to their much more

 

lecherous ancestors. They wouldn't even

 

begin to approach the nasty

 

fetishes their ancestors had, like

 

dousing their lovers in thick

 

molases and licking it off.

 

This practice was regarded as

 

a logical way to enhance

 

Pon farr without resorting to

 

telekinetic foreplay. "A dark time

 

for the Vulcan people was

 

turning towards the light when

 

Surak himself declared that the

 

molases style was illogical. Instead,

 

he proposed that the Vulcan

 

people begin practicing the Emotionless

 

Style of Wheelbarrow Sex, the

 

most mundane of sex positions.