Seven Words in TNG

and bashed Ensign Sito on the nose

 

for getting her hopes up. "My chocolate fix

 

must be fed!" snarled Troi, her face

 

getting so hot that her make-up melted

 

, making her look like a deranged clown.

 

Then a group of large clowns started

 

fondling Captain Picard, who became outraged and

 

erect as a brochette enveloped the whole

 

ship. "Are we skewered?" whimpered Wesley.

 

"Yes, we are," sighed Geordi, holding flowers,

 

as Ensign Lefler got into the act

 

, firing her phaser at the largest clown.

 

who just stood and laughed at her

 

, so she fired again, at point-blank range.

 

The clown started emitting green glowing energy

 

as the radiation alarms sounded and Data

 

who could be used as a radiation

 

shield pried the laughing, glowing clown off

 

Picard's sweaty lap. "Thank you, Mr. Data,"

 

said the clown, his red nose shining.