I knew you'd have a "________ crammed up ________'s ass" option in here, but even I was surprised it'd be the first option.
I wholeheartedly approve of this fucking poll. There was nothing crammed up the ass of my $8 rotisserie bird, though. I feel cheated.
Turkey, yes. Stuffing crammed up its ass, no. Had that separately. And definitely no )(#%* "turducken". Side note: Yes, it's called STUFFING. Anyone who calls it "dressing" should be beaten like a rented mule.
So the body of Christ is represented by bread right? So does it strike anyone else as odd that we take the body of Christ, butter and oil it, and cram it up a turkey's ass?
"Did you know that if Babe Ruth had been the Messiah, the Catholics would have beer and hot dogs at Communion?" - Bill Engvall
It's stuffing if it's stuffed in the bird. We have chicken and dressing. The chicken is cooked, pulled apart, and sprinkled throughout the DRESSING. Yum!