When did you last have sex?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Robert Maxwell, Mar 17, 2011.

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When did you last have sex?

  1. Never

    48 vote(s)
    20.2%
  2. More than 1 year ago

    41 vote(s)
    17.2%
  3. More than 6 months ago

    7 vote(s)
    2.9%
  4. More than 3 months ago

    4 vote(s)
    1.7%
  5. More than 1 month ago

    13 vote(s)
    5.5%
  6. More than 1 week ago

    37 vote(s)
    15.5%
  7. More than 1 day ago

    50 vote(s)
    21.0%
  8. More than 1 hour ago

    25 vote(s)
    10.5%
  9. More than 1 minute ago

    6 vote(s)
    2.5%
  10. I'm having sex right now!

    7 vote(s)
    2.9%
  1. RoJoHen

    RoJoHen Awesome Admiral

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    Sorry. I'm not really into penises that aren't my own.
     
  2. Robert Maxwell

    Robert Maxwell memelord Premium Member

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    I'm almost 30 and my sex drive has yet to wane significantly. Fortunately, my girlfriend is equally libidinous.
     
  3. Amaris

    Amaris Guest

    I understand. :D
     
  4. RoJoHen

    RoJoHen Awesome Admiral

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    Mine has never really existed in the first place. Sometimes I feel like I wasn't born with a sex drive at all.
     
  5. Gepard

    Gepard Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Solution: clone yourself!
     
  6. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

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  7. Amaris

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    Sir, I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
     
  8. RoJoHen

    RoJoHen Awesome Admiral

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    Oh dear.
     
  9. SmoothieX

    SmoothieX Vice Admiral Admiral

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    This morning before work.
     
  10. Starbreaker

    Starbreaker Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    In my dream.
     
  11. exodus

    exodus Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    No it's because you ARE 26.
    Until you're in your late 30's, you're still just a walking cum factory.
    nature is calling.
     
  12. RoJoHen

    RoJoHen Awesome Admiral

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    I ask the question because I never really had much of a sex drive until recently.
     
  13. HoneyBLilly

    HoneyBLilly Commodore Commodore

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    Last night, this morning, an hour ago.

    My husband isn't in trouble anymore.
     
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    SmoothieX Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Rotten mental image, but pretty much true.
     
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    JarodRussell Vice Admiral Admiral

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    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFUAH9wb91Y[/yt]
     
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    Woohoo! Glad to hear it!!
     
  17. LitmusDragon

    LitmusDragon Commodore Commodore

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    I think that I've finally hit a tipping point in my sexual frustration. I am going to make this happen in the next couple of years or I am going to go completely batshit insane, one or the other.
     
  18. Myasishchev

    Myasishchev Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    The reaper.

    On the other hand, I'm in such a funk that I've become convinced that, at present, it's not worth the effort.* Of course, I was having regular sex for over half a decade, still miss (aspects of) my ex-girlfriend and am temporarily depressed for other reasons ranging from the biochemical to the fact that I'm sit in my apartment feeling like I've been grounded when I'm 28 fucking years old and only half my parents are even still alive. So there's probably a qualitative difference there.

    *But aren't there just times one wishes to Episcopolian Jesus he were bisexual? I could've had tons of gay sex with neither effort nor commitment, but meeting and/or sleeping with a woman's got to be hard, doesn't it? This is the root of all homophobia. They know from birth what it took the geniuses at NORAD a lesson from a plucky young hero to figure out--the only way to win was not to play. The folks I know? They'll just straight up tell you if they'd fuck you or not. That's efficiency.

    So why is it I could have awkward crypto-virgin sex with a guy who has an evidently great (if open) relationship, but the hot, cool female classmate sends mixed signals, then goes back to her abusive fucking husband? It's a cube-shaped planet from where I'm standing, fellas.

    I'm mad as hell and will probably continue to take it for the foreseeable future.

    I dunno. Mine got arguably more intense/worse as I got older. It's easy to credit environmental factors such as the Internet, but I wonder if there are some innate factors as well.
     
    Last edited: Jun 22, 2011
  19. bigdaddy

    bigdaddy Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Sadly yes.
     
  20. Robert Maxwell

    Robert Maxwell memelord Premium Member

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    Not me! I'm just not going into details. :p