TOS five word thingy!!!

The texture of kilt fabric

 

was basically like Swiffer cloth,

 

only different. Different look, different

 

smell, and generally more tartany.

 

It was easily washable so

 

the tribble hair attraction wasn't

 

really that big a problem,

 

for a garbage scow anyway.

 

The crew of a scow

 

was usually easy to feed

 

because their appetites were stunted

 

by the pervasive smell of

 

all the alien garbage onboard.

 

The worst was the used

 

underwear and condoms that some

 

Edoans threw out. Being trifurcated

 

resulted in exponentially filthier laundry.

 

Then there were the Tellarite

 

nostril cleansing rags. When used,

 

they often became sentient life