TOS five word thingy!!!

or Zefram Cochrane's beloved Tequila."

 

Radiation from leaky torpedo casings

 

was obviously affecting Scotty's mind

 

, so McCoy gave him adrenin.

 

A half-gallon of scotch later,

 

Spock enters wearing a dress...

 

but his shoes clashed with

 

his purse. "Spock, how could

 

you let him go out

 

in such dreadful mismatched attire?"

 

"I did not intend for

 

Ensign Blackwell to judge us."

 

"Red alert! Romulan warbirds sighted

 

, thank God. Anything is better

 

than Blackwell's endless fashion critiques!"

 

"But last-year's-model Warbirds are not

 

not much of a threat,

 

to this story line, or

 

anything else that could possibly

 

be conjured up at the