TOS five word thingy!!!

an expert in long balling.

 

"There, there Alexander," soothed Kirk;

 

"We all have something to

 

offer women. You're very funny,"

 

"Funny? Funny how," Alexander objected.

 

"Women laugh at your incompetence."

 

said a voice. "Who is

 

in charge of this ship

 

and why has he allowed

 

it to be painted magenta?"

 

"Because it's my favorite," answered

 

the Giant Eye of Rigel.

 

"I would have preferred fuchsia

 

with mauve accents."

McCoy spluttered -

 

Sulu, holding a wet paintbrush,

 

laughed derisively and took a

 

big swipe at the viewscreen,

 

splattering Chekov's wig with paint.

 

Kirk's toupee was also splattered.

 

which was a vast improvement.