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"Soylent Green was a Russian inwention," said Chekov.

 

'SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE," screamed Charlton Heston.

 

"SHUT THE HELL UP, BEN-HUR!" Kirk shouted

 

Sulu entered, ready for the orgy on

 

the bridge, and was taken aback. "What

 

is this? Why are Santa Claus' elves

 

all naked and greased up? This is

 

wonderful! OOOh my, Ohhh my! Oooooh my!"

 

One of the elves handed Sulu a

 

Tazer. "Use it on yourself," he grumbled.

 

"It will please Space Santa." Sulu looked

 

confused, but complied, tazering himself repeatedly. "Oh

 

MYYYYY....now that was wild!!!" He jerked

 

in violent seizures, repeatedly slamming his head

 

against his helm console until the controls

 

were permanently set on a course for

 

Klingon space. The Enterprise jumped to warp

 

and turned into Janice Dickenson.

"What the

 

hell just happened?!" Kirk was stunned that

 

he was now a radish, but stranger