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massive bump on his head. "I need

 

a stiff drink. Now!” He was handed

 

a pint of wood. "Now that's stiff!"

 

He started licking it and

 

immediately his tongue was covered in splinters.

 

Shrieking, he soiled himself and passed out.

 

"That's not something you see too often,"

 

McCoy observed with a wide grin. He

 

went to the intercom and called for

 

Spock to come down and bring his

 

little black bag.

"Doctor, I didn't realize

 

that you had one of those fantastic

 

Doctor's acoutrement. Is it filled with fascinating

 

devices the likes of which no other

 

medicine man would ever consider using to

 

clear up the bad rashes that some

 

some of the red-shirts get when they

 

take off their pants during

 

meals to ensure they don't spill any

 

of that delicious, tangy and thick sauce