Movies Caption Contest #256: What do we have here?

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    Uhura: It's a message from LeadHead. He says the new contest will be up in the next few days.

    Kirk: Anything else?

    Uhura: Just ramblings about how he feels like an idiot for not starting a new contest sooner.
     
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    Chekov: Caption contests were inwented in Russia
     
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    "I was going to prod LeadHead into getting the next caption contest up by parodying the old phrase, 'Get the lead out of your pants' with 'Get the LeadHead out of your pants', but then I realized it was too dirty."
     
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    Spock: It says here that Starfleet is going to start charging six credits per month to access the visual logs from its ships.
    Kirk: Well, that sounds reasonable...
    Spock: It is illogical. Such access has always been without cost before. Do they not know that this will just cause people to seek out alternative ways to access the content?
    Kirk: I'm sure Starfleet is just going with modern distribution methods to help ensure high quality in our visual logs, and their continued availability.
    Spock: If I were human, I believe my response would be, "go to hell". If I were human.
    Kirk: That's all well and good, Spock... but do you think maybe we could focus on Khan for a few minutes here?!
     
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