TOS five word thingy!!!

"Mealtime is over," snapped Kirk.

 

"You people need to learn

 

to unlearn what you have

 

gleaned of the labyrinthine byways

 

which can only be seen

 

when Mr Spock is at

 

the Guardian of Forever's house.

 

Bones petulantly stomped his foot

 

, inadvertently starting a hoedown. Fiddlers

 

and other types of crabs

 

swung into a barndance and

 

caused the doctor to cantankerously (?!)

 

call out for "more hasenpfeffer!"

 

Cornbread, beans, and hasenpfeffer were

 

considered controlled substances ever since

 

unicorn and pixie pie was

 

proven to be real. The

 

hasenpfeffer was mostly unicorn, which

 

lead to many terrible riots

 

--terrible tribble riots. The tribbles