Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

dream about it all and

 

splooged in Archer's steak.

"Aack!"

 

the Captain yelled as his

 

yeoman, Bill the Cat, entered

 

Archer's mess and pooped on

 

the floor, missing his litter

 

and leaving big, foul mounds

 

of cat and hair poop

 

for Trip and others to

 

scoop up. "I hate Caitians

 

already, and we haven't even

 

enough litter boxes onboard for

 

all the pets who want

 

be housebroken. Bill makes a

 

mean mess when he wants...

 

"

"Bill is far more valuable

 

to this mission than Porthos,"

 

T'Pol stated, devoid of scarcasm.

 

Archer frowned and rolled his

 

toes under the sheets while