Seven Words in TNG

hand in invisible ink, discreet yet handy.

 

The infamous two words were, "Die Already!"

 

Elsewhere, the fight against Yar was going

 

well, as Riker's ambo-jitsu moves rattled her.

 

Data, finishing his earlier activity, joined Riker

 

in a wild and crazy game of

 

"smack my bitch up" with Yar as

 

the only person willing to engage in

 

it and make it so. "Had enough?"

 

"No way!" replied Yar perversely. "Hit me

 

hard, Riker, you big pussy! Come on!"

 

Riker pulled out official Starfleet "tritanium knuckles"

 

from his trombone case and said, "Here

 

we go!" He took a fierce swing

 

at Yar's gut. She doubled over, retching.

 

"I'm lovin' it," Yar snarled, as she

 

hurled upon Riker's six inch high heels

 

with a gusto only seen twice before,

 

as the heels hit Riker's forehead, he

 

sagged like a bag of potatoes. Data