TOS five word thingy!!!

their negative feedback would cause

 

them to lose sales. "Lousy

 

talkbackers," rumbled the biggest Tholian.

 

" Almost as bad as a..."

 

flower that won't bloom. Just

 

take a look at Uhura's

 

glow in the dark knickers!"

 

"I thought she went commando

 

on tuesdays."

Suddenly a long

 

awkward silence occured, not seen

 

and, technically, not heard. Uhura

 

feigned embarrassment but was really

 

pleased people wondered about underpants

 

more than her spotty performance

 

though, if she were honest,

 

her underpants were as spotty

 

as a three toed Uugba.

 

Uugbas were known to exist

 

on the far-flung moons

 

of Capricapoze. It was there