Seven Words in TNG

groove boldly into the night and then

 

reach the final frontier of rocking during

 

their favorite songs from the 20th century.

 

"Number One" said the Captain "You're fired."

 

He needed a first officer who wasn't

 

boring. He need someone who was cool

 

and not an utter dick like Riker.

 

Even Wesley was cooler. Who could be

 

the coolest member of the crew? They

 

had to have perfect teeth and no

 

hair that was growing from their lower

 

chin. Picard knew he couldn't find anyone

 

else with the right mix of looks

 

and cellulite, so he chose Mister Mott

 

to perform a Shakespeare scene to prove

 

that, no matter who performed Shakespeare, every

 

role could be made to fit any

 

humanoid species from any century of history.

 

"If it is not in original Klingon,

 

then we'll need to let the actors