Seven Words in TNG

that whitened all of engineering, including LaForge

 

who was having a tantrum as his

 

malfunctioning VISOR was causing him to see

 

visions of sugar plums, and also some

 

Orion women in hot pursuit of Picard

 

. "Even imaginary women don't want me!" he

 

whined. The sugar plums laughed.

 

(As OP I give you 7 bonus words in your next post for this one - actually 7 of 9, since you were 2 short on this hilarious pun )

"Mom! Geordi's white!" shrieked Wesley, wetting himself.

 

"Even whiter than my ass?" asked Beverly

 

"Hmm... no, not really," Picard said judiciously.

"No, not quite that white," agreed Worf.

[Thanks for the extra words!]

 

An awkward Picard/Worf moment then ensued.

 

They stared at each other, each wondering

 

about certain handprints they had seen recently.

 

Now what: War? Or bros before hos?

 

"Since you are my captain, it is

 

the honourable thing for me to investigate

 

Tasha Yar's lack of character development."
Picard

 

didn't like this since he had planned

 

to do his doctoral thesis on the

 

exact same subject. He already had begun