Seven Words in TNG

she ran around in circles and fell

 

on her bum. "You're quite a klutz!"

 

said Barclay, as he strode in wearing

 

assless chaps and almost nothing else but

 

a manly Stetson and one helluva smile.

 

"You're out of uniform, Barclay," Riker barked.

 

"Now thats just like your opinion, man!"

 

Barclay said, sounding suspiciously like H.M. Murdock.

 

Riker slapped Barclay with a leather glove.

 

Barclay grabbed Geordi's visor, and recalibrated the

 

settings, ranting all the while about how

 

there is too much damn recalibrating aboard

 

the ship, making the VISOR a weapon,

 

which made Worf squeal with giddy delight.

 

However, for a Klingon, squealing resulted in

 

being greased, and being greased resulted in

 

some very slippery encounters with Riker in

 

dishonor, so Worf decided to

 

eat chedder cheese while drinking prune juice

 

in Ten Forward. Guinan sat down and