TNG Caption This #232: Happy Birthday TNG!

Picard, thinking: Don't notice my erection. Don't notice my erection.

Riker and Troi, thinking: Don't notice his erection. Don't notice his erection.

 

WORF: Right there, I swear I saw a nipple!!!!!!

LAFORGE (thinking): Losers. Good thing my VISOR can descramble Skinamax.

 

Once again, Deanna ruins the family portrait.

 

Worf:Holy crap, look at the detail in the windows! And this is just a teaser trailer! Time to take my old DVD's down the charity shop, Blu Ray here I come...

 

Thanks for the victory!



Dammit Data, why the hell does the night shift on board need to be so damn dark?



Troi: (Thinking) How long is everyone going to pretend to not notice his turkey neck?



Picard: I know where this is going. All aboard the threesome express



Geordi: I realize it's not as hot a topic as the counselor's knees, but... uh... Crystalline Entity!



Picard: I'm going to have to reassign him to somewhere in the back, to keep him from trying to touch the view screen

 

Picard: "Well, yes, if you look at it just right I suppose it does look like a targ. However, that really bright object directly in front of us is a star and we're about to fly into it so if you could just concentrate on the task at hand..."

 

Troi (thinking to self): Dagnammit, how does Yar always get dibs on Data?!?

 

Buffy: "So where are the Remans at?"

 

Picard: (whispering) "Geordi, are you sure Mr. Worf was properly trained for the helmsman station?"
LaForge: "I believe so, sir."
Picard: (whispering) "Then why is he trying to set course by pointing at our destination?"
LaForge: "Well, come to think of it, a mid-air user interface would help make things a bit easier for everybody. Just point-and-go."
Picard: glaring at Geordi

 

Holy crap, that's hilarious.

 

Data (offscreen): Sir, you must be confused. It is the middle of Alpha shift and we are at Red Alert.



Data: (to Troi) Nice legs. For a Betazoid.

 

Riker: "Sorry Geordi. He who smelt it dealt it."

 

Troi: "Well, yes, Will, when you stand like that, yours are bigger. But Tasha's are still cuter!"

 

Troi (thinking): Huh, I can see my reflection in the captain's head. Ugh, what was I thinking when I got this hairdo?


Yar: Geordi and I slept together.


Worf: Look! The plot!
Picard: After it, Mr. Worf!

 

Riker (to self): "Deanna and I only went out once, and she already has that 'possessive' look on her face. Well, at least she hasn't suggested that I meet her mother."

Troi (to self): "Will and I had such a good time on our date that he must wonder why I didn't suggest that he meet my mother. I'll just have to make up for it next time by suggesting it first thing."

Picard (to self): "These two make a cute couple. I should suggest to Will that he take Deanna out."

 

Picard: That's odd. The computer said Lt. Yar and Data was in here.

 

Picard: "No, Mr. Worf, we can use any lane. They all take EZ-Pass."

 

Worf: "I can see my house from here."

Picard (to self): "They all say that."

 

The crew always hated it when they got into the turbolift and Wesley had pushed all the buttons.