TOS five word thingy!!!

accidently irradiated half the ship

 

causing the Organians to orgasm.

 

And when noncorporeal lifeforms orgasm

 

the galaxy becomes very sticky.

 

"Ship...out...of...danger?" asked

 

Kirk, who was groggy from

 

brandy and deep facial scratches.

 

The brandy also made Kirk sleepy,

 

dopey, and grumpy in ways

 

you could never even imagine!

 

"Report!" barked Spock efficiently. "Incoming

 

damage reports," informed Uhura, unenthusiastically

 

as she wiped sticky goo

 

while coming her hair softly.

 

"Decks 7-11 are totally frakked

 

with the scent of urine!"

 

"Chekov! Clean that up!"
orderd

 

Scotty, while draining his

 

hootch still constructed from lint

 

and used power relay couplings