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had long ago learned that

 

Andorian women tend to behave

 

in a most unpredictable manner

 

. "I'd like to be able

 

to tell an Admiral that

 

these boots get itchy." Chekov

 

complained. "I remember when my

 

imaginary brother Piotr was telling

 

me how itchy his feet

 

were after walking on some

 

peanuts, but I didn't believe

 

that he would actually decide

 

that's the itchiest thing ever."

 

Sulu stared dumbfounded at Chekov

 

, who was shrugging his shoulders

 

waiting for a response.

"So,

 

vat are ve supposed to

 

do about these boots?"

"You

 

do what you like, but

 

never tell that story again."