TOS five word thingy!!!

Beta radiation. Checkov calls from

 

the bridge Of the Reliant

 

wearing no pants and a

 

chainmail thong.

"How did you

 

"get that thing on Checkov"

 

"Wery carefulwy, keptin!" Chekov boasted.

 

Kirk vomited in his mouth

 

(didn't we all?)

and snapped "View screen off!"

 

Then Sulu looked very sad

 

Uhura hugged him, which made

 

until he put his hand

 

on her phaser, accidentally discharging

 

It shot a red shirt

 

"Damn!" cried Kirk. "Third one

 

Today. Call Starfleet command and

 

ask for another six-pack

 

of red-shirts!" Uhura, eyes rolling,

 

decided it was time to

 

get ill. "Can I get

 

a beat, and stop scratchin'!"