TOS five word thingy!!!

generated brain waves the way

 

those old Tesla coils used

 

to make cheese -- that is,

 

not at all. But I

 

really like cheese. Mmm, cheese.

 

Cheese goes best when it's

 

part of a Space Taco.

 

Space Tacos used to be

 

common in the Federation, but

 

after the Great Diarrhea Outbreak

 

of 2195 they became passé

 

. Thousands died as a result

 

, a subject that Sulu studied

 

when he was at the

 

Starfleet Institute of Deathology, a

 

school so exclusive that its

 

Grim determination was the key

 

to graduating...a hardcore dedication

 

to disgusting things like Kirk's