Seven Words in TNG

seemed almost tolerable. Guinan even named a

 

resembled the DS9 theme on acid.

 

It even inspired people to compose the

 

songs that would be sung every time

 

someone was being tortured to cover up

 

the sound of gears grinding in the

 

ship's main warp reactor. There were many

 

uses for such songs that were unexplored.

 

Most Starfleet officers had never been inside

 

an old Western Town, unlike Data, who

 

could play the banjo like you wouldn't

 

, or couldn't imagine.

"Gimme that banjo, pardner,"

 

Said Geordi jokingly. "I cannot do that

 

, Geordi. I have eleven more songs to

 

compose before midnight and it does not

 

-"

"Whoa, Data, I was just kidding. Why

 

do you need so many new songs?"

 

In all the time they'd known him

 

, Data had never been asked that he

 

did any song or composition of any