When did you last have sex?

I had it three times over the weekend on a Sunday after he came home from church. First we started doing it on the couch. Then we moved into the bedroom to do it and then we finish it off in the shower having hot shower sex

 

[rips away pants]

I cut lines in them for ease of removal.

 

I like where this is going.

 

Over a month ago with yet another random dude.

I really wish i had the guts to hold out for the right guy. Id probably be a 29 year old virgin but i think i'd be happier with myself.

 

Hey, he's out there for you man. Don't give up the dream.

 

I hope the OP realises that many people haven't responded because they're waiting until the next time they have sex, so they can go "Last night, man, yeaaaahhh"

I know I am.

 

what the?!

Shameless McBundy, i am so very disappointed in you! I have lurked here long enough to know you are better than this. Where's my 'how you doin' or rohypnol laced beveraged attempts to take advantage?

 

stupid double post

 

I don't recall what you look like.

My inbox awaits.

 

i'll just take a leaf out of the book of all the various other internet dudes i have chatted to and say:

'my friends reckon i look like the gay werewolf dude from twilight'

 

Really? Well in that case ... How you doin'?

 

Dear Wife is quiet..like Ninja!!!

 

I had sex three hours ago, and then promptly took a two hour nap.

 

actually i look nothing like the werewolf dude from twilight.

 

I'm in the never category. Just thought I'd mention that before I go on to note, that this thread is HILARIOUS. Particularly

and

 

Probably for the best. The body is attainable through hard work and exercise, but that nose just plain requires surgery.

 

Excellent planning skillz! Well done, sir.

(Now, if only I could remember what happens next. It's been a while...*whistles innocently to cover* )

 

I can never just roll over and take a nap, too much clean up afterwards. Sleeping in a puddle of goo of indeterminate origin just isn't appealing.

 

Three days from now!

/Optimism

 

I didn't realize so many people plan out when they're going to have sex.