The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

on how to configure replicators

 

so they would be able

 

to produce a new concoction.

 

He was experimenting with alcohol

 

based ice creams but he

 

ran into a problem when

 

he tried using wine spodiodi

 

. The synthohol subroutines made it

 

impossible for the ice cream

 

to get him drunk so

 

he wrote an override protocol

 

but had issues, "Why is

 

this not working properly, Nog?"

 

"I did everything appropriately. Maybe

 

if we cross these wires

 

with those and disable the

 

safety features will let us

 

finally replicate alcohol."

"Ahem, you

 

boys," Odo interrupted, "better be

 

testing how fast security arrives."