Right now... :cough: terrorists :cough: :hack: have a hold of a biological weapon with :sneeze: intent to use it :cough: on American soil. :sniff: I've been exposed. Umm, Jack? I'm pretty sure that was just a refrigerant to keep the real biological agent cold. ... Whatever. I'm spending the next hour getting decon gel rubbed on me by Agent Freckles. What makes you think that's going to happen? Don't you pay attention? Brannon Braga is an executive producer for this series now. That means scantly-clad, blue-glowy decon scenes! Tony's on his own this hour. Right now it's just me and... These two big guys in decon-suits holding those brushes on long poles. Dammit! My name is Jack Bauer and today is the worst day of my life. The following takes place between 11:00PM and 12:00AM. Events occur in real time. ---------------------- Kiefer Kill Kounter: 24.5 .5 - Soul Patch Compound Sentry (With help from Agent Freckles) Nichols' Body Guard 6 Dubaku Server Room Guards Edward Vossler 4 Dubaku Grocery Store Stooges Dubaku Chauffeur 6 Sangalian Soldiers Benjamin Juma Quinn 3 Dock/Cargo Container Storage Terrorists
Proc here, checking in. I may not be around for the whole hour tonight, depends on how things go. Should be a killer hour though, judging from last week's promos. Be back in about two and a half hours.
Jack should tell the doctors to cut his chest open so he can go in there and torture the virus into leaving.
I have a hunch that they're not only going to find out that Jack Bauer didn't get infected, but they'll also discover that Jack Bauer's lungs cure anything. Violently.
Pfft. Lungs. Jack Bauer isn't like us meer mortals. He doesn't need air to live. His body runs on pure will and drive. With a touch of bacon grease.
Wow that's the quickest hazmat team on record. Didn't he just request it 5 minutes ago? Maybe enough time for them to put on their helmet?