TOS five word thingy!!!

Bones reanimated it. It was

 

shocking to Admiral Fitzpatrick how

 

nonchalant Bones was to severing

 

of the tips of chicken wings before

 

(that's seven words right there, but who's counting?)


feeding them to his pet

 

(AHHH...that's twice this week that I've done that - mixed up the 5 and 7 word thingy. I think all the stories should bump up to seven words!!)

cameleon, Clarence. With no insects

 

readily available aboard the ship

 

Kirk used to swat ensigns

 

and feed them to Clarence

 

the Crosseyed Crewman, a cannibal

 

(another vote for seven words)

and opera singer. "That was

 

the first time that anybody

 

coughed, burped, farted, sneezed and

 

scratched their way to the

 

oldies. The musical arrangement was

 

so unusual that most experienced

 

hot flashes and fatigue." Kirk

 

remembered a story that he

 

once heard from an ensign

 

aboard the Farragut. The story