Smallville: Episode #9-16: "Escape"

"It was like a phantom."

"What did it look like?"

"I'm not sure. It was a real menace."

 

Clark better be careful, the rhythm method might prove lethal if not done correctly.

 

Groan.

 

millions of tiny bullet holes exiting the top of her head....
didn't need that graphic....

 

"My training with Jor-El, and Zod, and that Asian midget has helped me control myself..."

 

"Wow, so what did this training involve?"

"Let's just say it's a good thing Kara is out of town.... And Lex too."

 

as the TNG crew found out.... computer training simulations can work wonders at releaving stress....
wonder what kind of programs Jor-El came up with.

 

Lo's looking a bit freakish here.

 

Wow.

 

Man another commerical dealing with periods, are they going after the wrong demo or not?

 

Chloe saves the day.

 

Clark's back to getting his ass kicked by the (non) freak of the week. That was one awful costume.

 

Lex was probably watching on a monitor like he was during Season 7.

Clark's gonna return home to find the mess Zod and Tess left in the barn.

Looks like everyone was getting laid tonight...

 

Gross Zod and Tess in bed.

Wish I was Zod.

 

Ok... where are tess's bullet holes....
Zod definately didn't go thru with Jor-El's training routine.

 

I lost my signal!

 

Yeah, I was wondering how they managed to finish what they started in the barn without him blowing the top of Tess' skull off.

 

that look zod gave tess was great...
(I've killed people for keeping secrets less that that wench)

 

Chloe's got such a cute ass.