Happy Saturday Niners! I wanted to let the last one have some extra time, and that time is over! New contest! First up to the plate, we have the "Bajoran Discipline" Award, going to: Next, we have the "Mixed Signals" Award, going to: Next, we have the "Brotherly love" Award, going to: Next, we have the "Well, that's a lawsuit" Award, going to: Next, we have the "Well, that's a downer" Award, going to: Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated! We're very close to the end of the character caption contests. Almost a year now, WOW! Lets spend some time with the Female Changeling, Weyoun says that she honors us with her presence. Enjoy!
Odo: No changeling has ever harmed another. But the Stun setting doesn't count. Enjoy! Female Shapeshifter: That was interesting, but why did you call me Kira? Vorta: Do we still tip %15 percent in Bajoran space? Bashir: Doctor patient confidentiality prevents me from speaking about Odo's condition. Female Shapeshifter: Please? Bashir: Okay, but only because it's embarrassing. Broca: But, I was to be a fan favorite....GAK!
Thanks for the win. Odo (awkwardly): "Look. I find it hard to regenerate without Kooky Bear there to guard me. I can't just get rid of him". Founder: "I'll get you a Jem'Hadar". Odo (quietly): "But I want Kooky...." Founder: "Now, if everyone's settled down, we'll begin. Marvin, proceed". Marvin the Vorta: "Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away, there lived a princess..." Broca: "All...I said...was...that...it may be time...to change out...of that...dress". Founder: "Never!" Broca: "You've been...wearing it...through every picture...it's starting to...fall...apart".
Thanks for the win LeadHead! Female Changeling: The rock becomes the drop, and the drop becomes the rock. Odo: ENOUGH OF YOUR RIDDLES!!! Where's Kira? Female Changeling: Let's just say I had her liquidated... Female Changeling: Worst. Sex. Ever. Female Changeling: I'll agree to sign this peace treaty on one condition; the Breen remove their helmets. I don't trust a solid who covers their face. Bashir: Forgive my friend Garak here, he can be too inquisitive at times. Female Changeling: Don't worry, he will be killed and so will anyone who is a friend of the Cardassians! Bashir: <gulps> Female Changeling: You Cardassian scum! You dare molest your god? Broca: But Founder I was only wondering if that area was actually real! Female Changeling: And for that you will die!
Odo: Uh, I think you forgot to actually change into something... Female Changeling: Shh, I'm a chair, can you see that?! or Odo: You know, for a Changeling, you suck at hide-and-seek! Odo: I'm sorry, I swear this has never happened to me before... Female Changeling: Don't worry Odo, It's okay, this sort of thing happens to lots of Changelings. You've been under a lot of stress Weyoun: I'll be passing around the card we got for everyone to sign. Now, did everyone chip in for Garak's birthday present? Female Changeling: Julian, have you ever been in a... in a Dominion prison? Female Changeling: I ordered decaf!
Thanks for the win, Leadhead! These are always fun! Female Changeling: You're holding that gun upside down. Odo: Come on... please? Female Changeling: Sod off, I'm not turning into Kira! Female Changeling: Pens, papers... how quaint. Worthless lackeys losing to these antiquated barbarians. Female Changeling: I like you Doctor. I have a friend who would love being yo- I mean being with you. Broca: (choke) How... are you lifting me up? That thumb isn't even around my neck. Female Changeling: Do not underestimate the Dark Side of the Force.
Female Changeling: I once caught a fish this big ... Odo: Good lord, I can't take any more of these stories! Sorry, I'm going to have to shoot you. DS9 viewers: WHERE IS THE BRAIN BLEACH? Vorta: Stop looking at me that way. I know I'm not as awesome as Weyoun, but damn it, I'm doing the best I can, alright? Bashir: So next, I tried putting Odo in a blender, but that didn't work, so ... Female Changeling: *thinking* Oh, you are so getting kidnapped, put in a Dominion prison, and replaced with a changeling the first time I get a chance to make it happen, you stupid solid! Female Changeling: This is my happy face. Would you like to see my angry one? I don't think you would.
Odo: "Oh! I know one we haven't done yet! How about Johnny Weissmuller and Maureen O'Sullivan?" Female Changeling: "Woohoo! Shift and shake it, baby!"
Odo: Not firm enough, and it still feels lumpy Female Changeling: .....Better? Odo: Yes. Now let's do it...