TOS five word thingy!!!

Spock unfastened his trouser flap

 

Uhura saw her opportunity and

 

ran over to grab his

 

zipper. "My kidney stone will

 

thank you for what I'm

 

about to do." Ping! echoed

 

the stone as it ricocheted

 

off the dilithium poop.

 

The stone bounced of Spock's

 

chants of "Huh? What? Huh?"

 

began to ring throughout the

 

sector -- even in a vacuum!

 

The sounds attracted the attention

 

of the Andorians, who happened

 

to be in a nearby

 

slave auction with the Orions.

 

They were considering purchasing three

 

self aware self sealing stembolts.

 

but were unsure of the