Seven Words in TNG

hilarious. Singing, dancing, and touring. Every night

 

the Emperor would hold a look-alike

 

hostage and pummel him with Klingon puns.

 

Then warriors would prod him with painstiks

 

and laugh into the wee hours of

 

the next morning while they drank warnog

 

and prune juice.

"Sounds like fun, don't

 

you think?" Worf mulled for a moment

 

before launching quantum torpedoes at the approaching

 

Earth cargo ship that was hauling a

 

group of high level diplomatic envoys to

 

find some way to definitively prove that

 

martinis should be shaken, not stirred. "Worf!"

 

Picard screamed, "What's gotten into you?! That

 

Bond has poisoned you! The line must

 

me drawn HEE-AH!! Here...and NO FAH-THAH!!!"

 

"You really do overuse that phrase, Captain,"

 

Riker interjected as he strolled into the

 

wall with his head.

"Talk about overusing

 

artificial sweeteners."

"Well, okay, but why?" asked