TOS five word thingy!!!

$1.98 to pay Minnie Pearl.

 

"You've taken too many drugs,"

 

Minnie replied, "I drink too."

 

She chugged moonshine from a

 

photon torpedo tube connected to

 

a bong hose, making loud

 

growling noises anytime a hand

 

was raised to ask any question about

 

plot points not making sense

 

. One crewman asked if the

 

aphasia virus had wiggles snappy

 

flipple flapple flopple, but nobody

 

could sniggle poppy coma trunk.

 

Fleeble flabble the Jello pudding

 

!" Even BlackSheHitler was affected.

 

She tried to yell offensive

 

racial slurs at white people.

 

But the aphasia virus made

 

pushup bras and rainbows snuffles.

 

Zippity flippity slamma ramma dong.